Dachshund

Origin: Germany

Why This Breed Matters

The Dachshund was bred to hunt badgers in underground tunnels. Badgers. Those short legs and long bodies aren't a design flaw — they're purpose-built for going into dens and not coming out until the job's done. That's the personality you're getting: fearless, stubborn, and absolutely convinced they're much larger than they are. The German name means 'badger dog.' Take the hint.

Ownership Reality

That long back is a ticking time bomb. Intervertebral disc disease (IVDD) affects 1 in 4 Dachshunds. Jumping on/off furniture, stairs, obesity — all risk factors. You'll need ramps, you'll need to keep them lean, and you might still end up with a dog that needs surgery or a wheelchair. The stubbornness is real. Housetraining takes longer than other breeds. They bark at everything. But they're also loyal, funny, and have huge personalities in small bodies.

Buy If

You appreciate stubborn breeds. You can commit to back health protocols. You want a dog with serious personality. You're okay with barking.

Skip If

You want an easy-to-train dog. You have lots of stairs and won't use gates. You're sensitive to barking. You want a jogging partner.

Temperament

  • Clever and lively
  • Courageous to the point of recklessness
  • Stubborn
  • Loyal to family
  • Can be suspicious of strangers

Common Health Issues

  • Intervertebral disc disease (IVDD)
  • Obesity
  • Patellar luxation
  • Progressive retinal atrophy
  • Seizures
  • Dental issues