Why This Breed Matters
The Dogue de Bordeaux is one of the oldest French breeds, used for guarding estates and hunting large game. They're massive, powerful, and have the largest head proportional to body of any dog breed. Tom Hanks introduced them to America in 'Turner & Hooch' — the drooling, slobbering co-star was a DDB. That scene where the dog destroys the house? Accurate.
Ownership Reality
The shortest lifespan of any breed on this list. Five to eight years is the average. That's not a typo. You're getting a decade less than most dogs. The drool is industrial-grade — you'll need towels by every door, in every room, in your car. They overheat easily. They're prone to heart problems. This is a breed for people who want a specific look and temperament and are okay with the trade-offs. If that's you, they're sweet, loyal, and surprisingly gentle giants.
Buy If
You specifically want this breed and understand the lifespan. You can handle serious drool. You want a calm guardian. You're okay with heartbreak sooner than expected.
Skip If
You want a dog that lives a long time. You can't handle drool. You live in a hot climate. You're not prepared for potential health costs.
Temperament
- Loyal and affectionate
- Calm and patient
- Protective of family
- Can be stubborn
- Gentle with children
Common Health Issues
- Dilated cardiomyopathy
- Aortic stenosis
- Hip dysplasia
- Bloat/GDV
- Cancer
- Ectropion