Why This Breed Matters
The Great Dane is the Apollo of dogs — massive, elegant, and surprisingly gentle. Despite the name, they're German, bred to hunt boar and guard estates. Modern Danes are gentle giants: friendly, patient, and convinced they're lap dogs despite weighing more than most humans. Scooby-Doo is a Great Dane. So was Marmaduke. The 'gentle giant' stereotype exists because it's true.
Ownership Reality
Everything is bigger. Food bills, vet bills, car size requirements, the amount of couch they consume. A Great Dane can cost $200+ monthly just in food. They don't need tons of exercise (moderate walks are fine), but they need space because they're huge. The short lifespan is the trade-off: 7-10 years is average, and bloat is the number one killer. Know the signs (distended abdomen, unproductive retching) and have an emergency plan. Surprisingly good apartment dogs temperament-wise, but you need high ceilings and sturdy furniture.
Buy If
You want a gentle giant. You have space (or high ceilings). You can handle giant breed costs. You're okay with a shorter lifespan.
Skip If
You want a dog that lives 15 years. You can't afford giant breed food and vet costs. You drive a compact car. You don't want drool (they drool).
Temperament
- Friendly and dependable
- Patient with children
- Moderately playful
- Alert but not aggressive
- Loves being close to family
Common Health Issues
- Bloat/GDV (number one killer)
- Dilated cardiomyopathy
- Hip dysplasia
- Osteosarcoma (bone cancer)
- Wobbler syndrome
- Hypothyroidism