French Bulldog

Origin: France (via England)

Why This Breed Matters

The Frenchie is the most popular dog in America for a reason — they're compact, adaptable, and genuinely funny. These are dogs that fit in apartments, don't need hours of exercise, and have personalities that fill a room. Originally bred as companion dogs for Parisian lace workers, they've always been about keeping humans company. That's still their whole job.

Ownership Reality

Let's talk money. Frenchies are expensive to buy and expensive to own. Those flat faces mean respiratory issues, heat intolerance, and potential surgery. They can't swim (their body shape makes them sink). They overheat easily. Many require C-sections to give birth. Vet bills are not optional. But if you're okay with that trade-off, you get a dog that wants nothing more than to be in your lap, making you laugh. They're clowns. They snore like chainsaws. They fart without shame.

Buy If

You want a low-energy companion. You live in an apartment or small space. You can handle the vet bills (budget $500+ annually above normal). You want a dog with personality that doesn't need a yard.

Skip If

You're on a tight budget. You live somewhere hot without AC. You want a jogging partner. You can't handle snoring (theirs is legendary).

Temperament

  • Affectionate and loyal
  • Playful but not hyperactive
  • Adaptable to different lifestyles
  • Can be stubborn
  • Good with other pets

Common Health Issues

  • Brachycephalic obstructive airway syndrome (BOAS)
  • Intervertebral disc disease (IVDD)
  • Hip dysplasia
  • Allergies (skin and food)
  • Cherry eye
  • Heat intolerance