Couch Potatoes

Low-energy breeds that are genuinely content being your couch co-pilot.

Some dogs need two hours of running per day. These don't. They're content with a walk around the block and a good nap. Some are lazy by nature, some are just big enough that they conserve energy as a survival strategy. Either way, if your ideal evening is the couch, these dogs agree.

Bulldog
Non-SportingCompanion

English Bulldog

The English Bulldog is the breed that launched a thousand mascots — universities, Marines, Winston Churchill's war spirit. Originally bred for bull-ba...

14-15 inches · 40-50 lbs · 8-10 years
French Bulldog
Companion

Frenchie

The Frenchie is the most popular dog in America for a reason — they're compact, adaptable, and genuinely funny. These are dogs that fit in apartments,...

11-13 inches · under 28 lbs · 10-12 years
Great Dane
WorkingGuardianCompanion

Dane

The Great Dane is the Apollo of dogs — massive, elegant, and surprisingly gentle. Despite the name, they're German, bred to hunt boar and guard estate...

28-32+ inches · 110-175 lbs · 7-10 years
Saint Bernard
Working

St. Bernard

The Saint Bernard is the legendary Alpine rescue dog. For centuries, monks at the Great St. Bernard Hospice used these dogs to find and rescue travele...

26-30 inches · 120-180 lbs · 8-10 years
Bullmastiff
WorkingGuardian

Bullmastiff

The Bullmastiff was created by English gamekeepers to catch poachers. They needed a dog big enough to knock a man down and hold him, but controlled en...

24-27 inches · 100-130 lbs · 7-9 years
Dogue de Bordeaux
WorkingGuardian

French Mastiff

The Dogue de Bordeaux is one of the oldest French breeds, used for guarding estates and hunting large game. They're massive, powerful, and have the la...

23-27 inches · 99-110+ lbs · 5-8 years
Newfoundland
Working

Newfie

The Newfoundland is the ultimate water rescue dog. Fishermen in Newfoundland developed them to haul nets, retrieve overboard items, and rescue drownin...

26-28 inches · 100-150 lbs · 9-10 years
Chihuahua
ToyCompanion

Chi

The Chihuahua is the smallest dog breed in the world and possibly the most misunderstood. Named for the Mexican state where they were refined, these d...

5-8 inches · under 6 lbs · 14-16 years
Dachshund
Hound

Doxie

The Dachshund was bred to hunt badgers in underground tunnels. Badgers. Those short legs and long bodies aren't a design flaw — they're purpose-built ...

5-9 inches · 11-32 lbs (standard), under 11 lbs (mini) · 12-16 years